It was once considered obnoxious to refer to oneself in the third person; but since you asked, my pronouns are "that... thing" and "not this fucking guy again."
After posting that sentence, I thought I'd check and see if I can dig up more material. And I landed on this page at Wikipedia:
92 footnotes. And I'm sorry if this sounds antisemitic, but once again I said to myself, only a Jew would think of this, trying to force this on a society. Tikkun olam! we're fixing the world!